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JUSTSMOKEDSALMONN Smoked Salmon is nice over rice try it once and you'll try it twice no other device could ever suffice not even miniature chocolate mice so don't rely on a toss of the dice eat JUSTSMOKEDSALMON if you want to be wise. |
| SAVOR THE FLAVOR! Alder chips make a smoky blitz of seasoning for savoring salmon, steaks, ribs and wings vegies and almost anything! Summer - Fall - Winter - Spring we can celebrate them all with Just Smoked Salmon alder chips so write right now, email or simply call!! LaVonne Schoneman Copyright (c) 2002 YANKS 'N PLANKS While closing ranks will win no thanks when cooking on planks some folks are "rebels" others are "yanks" a few are just mean, old cranks so before you end up drawing blanks or spinning your wheels with klinks 'n klanks try cooking with planks be they cedar or alder with a drizzle of oil you're free from toil. (with apologies to North & South) *** PERFECT PEPPERONI POEM Pepperoni snacks have extra taste when eaten quickly there's no waste. There is only that truly great aftertaste! *** COWBOY SONG Pepperoni rode a pony to JUSTSMOKEDSALMON's website loaded up on good smoked Jerky then rode quickly out of sight All wondered where he'd gone until he boomeranged with plenty of empty saddlebags and his entire gang! They ate and ate some danced and sang then rode away at end of day carrying booty in saddlebags filled with all that came their way Smoked Salmon, Jerky and Pepperoni were carted off on that cowboy's pony. *** JUST SMOKED SALMON SNACKS If you need a snack or want a meal, Listen Up! 'cause here's the deal, Instead of just droolin' 'round dive right in quit foolin' 'round. *** INVITATION Some folks chew the fat here we chew the jerky. Some folks catch their fish here we never simply wish ours are the finest alder smoked (using simply the best salmon of course) we do the work while you have the fun come one, come all, come everyone. *** CHAMPION BREAKFAST "Smoke 'em !" yelled Jerky throwing alder on the fire those salmon are ready to expire! Pepperoni joined him and between the two JUSTSMOKEDSALMON came into view on the Internet. Soon everyone knew this famous site had replaced their porridge overnight. Don't risk deception I'm warning you. Choose the snack of champions whatever you do. *** REGARDING PLANK COOKING You've set the stage now you're on course the freshest fish the finest cold-pressed oil (olive, of course) fresh herbs for seasoning these bountiful feasts folks hearts will swell as appetites increase. Whether pesos or francs are the coin of your realm when YOU act as Chef you're at the helm! So, go for the best for yourself and your guest leave inferior products to all the rest. |
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poems written by: LaVonne Schoneman Copyright (c) 2001 All rights reserved worldwide. Thank you so much to the late LaVonne Schoneman of Shoreline WA LaVonne was a published poet and noted author of the "How To Cope" series for those enduring post polio syndrome. Member of National Federation of State Poetry Society & Pen Women of America Information on Post Polio Syndrome In Loving Memory of LaVonne Schoneman 1941 - 2015 |
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